Wednesday, December 22, 2010

You might be a Redneck if....



This is not your typical "You might be a Redneck" joke, however, my Grandpa forwarded it to me, and I thought you might enjoy it!

You  might be a redneck if:  It  never occurred to you to 
be offended by the phrase,  'One nation, under God..'
 

You might be a redneck  if:  You've never  protested about seeing 
the 10 Commandments  posted in public places.
 

You might be a redneck  if:  You still  say ' Christmas' 
instead of 'Winter  Festival.'
  



You might be a redneck  if:  You bow your  head when 
someone  prays. 

You might be a redneck  if:
  You stand  and place your 
hand over your heart when they  play the National Anthem

You might be a  redneck if:  You treat  our armed forces 
veterans with great respect,  and always have.
 
 


You might be a redneck  if:  You've never  burned an 
American flag, nor intend  to.
 

You might be a redneck if:  You  know what you believe 
and you aren't afraid to say  so, no matter who is listening.
 

You might be a redneck  if:  You respect  your elders and 
raised your kids to do the  same.
 

You might be a redneck  if:  You'd give  your last dollar to
a friend.
  

9 comments:

  1. Hmmmmm... I think I might be a Redneck!

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  2. Yep, I'm a Redneck and proud of it!

    Merry Christmas to you, Enola Gay, and your precious family.

    NoCal Gal

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  3. Redneck, and Proud of it!

    Bill Smith

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  4. Well, I guess I'm a black(African-American to be politically correct) redneck! LOL

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  5. VERY proud to be a Redneck! :)

    Merry Christmas! :)

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  6. Everyone;

    I, too, am proud to be a redneck. Can't think of a nicer compliment! Anonymous, as far as I can tell, real character transcends race and it's wonderful to call you Brother (or Sister)!

    Enola

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  7. I'm a redneck! Great and fun post. Merry CHRISTmas!

    Sarah

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  8. Redneck family here. We also qualify for many of Jeff Foxworthy's requirements. lol. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. And on to a wonderful 2011.

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  9. 4/7/11 Head Up Paratus Familia;; Tried to share the RedNeck statements on FB and Got a message that U are BLOCK because someone thought it as abusive or spammy.. Another thing have U ever thought about putting all the POSTING from your BLOG on CD.. SurvivalBlog.com put thier first 5 years on CD and are selling it for $19.99 using LULU.Inc.. Love your Blog

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