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I've got it! After reading the CDC's Zombie Apocalypse article, I was troubled by a number of things, but my biggest cause for concern was the CDC's repeated instructions to report to a refugee center were they could properly take care of us until help arrived. Then then it struck me - Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan must be patient zero in the impending zombie plague! His article is nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to provide a zombie smorgasbord for his other zombie comrades. While encouraging the masses to turn to the refugee centers for help, Ali Khan, is in fact herding unsuspecting "normals" into holding pens for his flesh-eating counterparts! I told you I'd figured it out!
Being the rebels that we are, we happen to be canning chicken instead of plotting a map to the nearest fenced-in refugee camp. Our radical idea is to weather whatever storms may come our way, whether they be zombies or not, right here in our own little humble shouse. When Miss Calamity asked why we were canning more chicken this is what I told her....